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Oh, this is hilarious.

Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...

Scumbag- ENFP

53% Extraversion, 67% Intuition, 27% Thinking, 33% Judging

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.


I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.


This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.


Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.


Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.


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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.

Take The Brutally Honest Personality Test at HelloQuizzy




Yeah, well, fuck you too! :p :p :p

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vanessalp
Mar. 23rd, 2011 05:23 am (UTC)
At least you aren't a Criminal...
alltoseek
Mar. 23rd, 2011 06:59 am (UTC)
Oh come on, what did you expect? :D I've taken the Briggs-Meyers test a half-dozen times (my 'type' keeps changing :-) I took this one for fun - and it was great! I'm a 'Freak'! Just like Sherlock! Perfect!

From the site:
INFJ - Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."

Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.

You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they? Don't know about secretive but even I don't even know the real me, so that part makes sense!

You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development. Oh yeah! Hit the nail on the head there!

You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that. Uh, no. I think I understand people and their emotions and motivations (and self-delusions), but I know how I know these things (when I do know them and am not deluding myself!)

You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing. Way off here - I have about the same emotional content as anyone, and quite a bit less than some (my chronic depression may be considered to be an expression of emotion, or suppression of it, not sure). We are all emotional - even the ones who insist they aren't. Oh, and BTW, personality types aren't 'good' or 'bad'; they just are!
mollybarton
Mar. 24th, 2011 02:17 am (UTC)
Aw, wish I'd gotten Freak. :p
alltoseek
Mar. 24th, 2011 04:07 am (UTC)
It is funny that being unique - 'freakish' - is the worse thing they could say about the type. Well, and maybe emotional.

Aw, there's nothing wrong with you - you are about the sweetest person on my flist (hmm - maybe that's saying something about my flist *g*). Anyway, the anons behind the website are just being snarky. Here, I'll translate:

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Translation: You are a perfectly normal human being, i.e. sociable. You value other's society and want to be accepted. You value other people's opinions and are willing to adapt to other's needs in order to be a contributing member of society. You fully understand "no man is an island".

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

Translation: (speaking as the same 'I' in the website text above) I'm exceedingly insecure and have poor self-esteem. I can't believe anyone would actually like me, or even find anything nice to say about me even if they don't like me, therefore I will assume everything you say is false and manipulative.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

Translation: I'm horribly jealous of anyone who can get anything positive and useful done.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Translation: Someone once left me (for the reasons see the above translations) and now I'm going to take all my anger out on you.

Alternate translation: You are unwilling to settle for less than you deserve. You are a healthy, confident, accomplished person with excellent social skills. You are not going to put up with whiners, blamers, and insecure people who raise themselves by putting down everyone else.


Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.

Translation: It is a very sad truth that there are people in the world who instead of working hard to become happy and successful themselves would prefer to stab someone else in the back. Fortunately, there are also many more people in the world who are helpful and kind, and should such a painful event happen to you, your ability to connect with others will allow you to accept help from those who offer it.

Is that better? :D
mollybarton
Mar. 24th, 2011 01:00 pm (UTC)
Much. But I know the test is snarky. So was my "F you, too." :p
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