Fury introduces the gang to Mama Bird. It turns out that the eggs ended up in Clint's nest because Loki stole them as a prank. Mama was mad, but glad The Avengers took care of the babies.
"Ha ha! Big Bird squish puny god!" Hulk is amused at Loki's punishment.
Tasha consoles Clint in their now-empty nest. He misses the babies...
...but they're not going far. Mama and chicks are staying in Clint's birdhouse until Easter...and Loki has to clean up their messes as his punishment. Ewwwwwwww...
The end. I have plans for them for St. Patrick's Day.
RennerHawk and rant:
Oh, Lordy! Jeremy is in Boston, getting ready to shoot a yet untitled film (originally known as American Bullshit, but there's no way they can use that title). Here he is at a party for Restoration Hardware's new store:
Yeah, he's posing. No way that's a casual shot. Work it, boy.
Great. Now pinball machines are going to be like porn for the fanwomen!
The baby mama drama continues at Tumblr and Jeremy's IMDB board. It's getting absolutely insane. Some "fans" are dropping him because they think he's being a jerk about the whole thing...when A: There is still no proof he's a baby daddy and B: It's none of our business anyway. I am almost ashamed of this fandom. Grow up, girls. He owes us no explanation. The only thing we've heard that is the truth- his dad and stepmother ARE having a baby. The rest- only he can say, and that's that.